Anarcho-Capitalist Empire

1. I'm Better Than You

Look at me,
a self-made man.
No help getting here,
Just a small loan from my dad.
I want to make that clear.Look at me, a billionaire.
All you fucking fools I see,
Hoping, wishing, standing there,
You can’t measure up to me.Hate to say it, it’s true,
You can’t deny,
I’m better than you.
(Better than you)Look at me,
better than you.
You all want to be like me.
You all could be like me, too.
Working harder is the key.
(Harder for me. Ha-ha-ha)Look at me,
running five companies.
Don’t want to hear you cry and sob,
You should learn to live within your means.
Don’t you dare get a second job.Hate to say it, it’s true,
You can’t deny,
I’m better than you.
(Better than you)Look at me,
a successful man,
Pulled myself up from the abyss.
On my own,
got to where I am,
and way deep down,
you all know this.Hate to say it, it’s true,
You can’t deny,
I’m better than you.
(Better than you)Hate to say it, it’s true,
You can’t deny,
I’m better than you.
(Better than you)I’m just fucking better than you.Hate to say it, it’s true,
You can’t deny,
I’m better than you.
(Better than you)I’m just fucking better than you.
I’m just fucking better than you.

2. Define Me

This is a stain on history,
This is a stain on you and me.
Who are you to define me?
Won’t you just tell me?
Who are you to define me?It’s not the end of days,
(it’s another beginning)
Hurry up, don’t delay.
Who are you to tell me?
Who are you to decide for me?
Who are you to define me?Black, white, straight, or gay.
I will have my say.
Handicapped or not.
I will have my shot.
Boy, girl, rich, or poor.
You don’t decide anymore.Didn’t ask for this at all.
Didn’t want to see the fall.
Who are you to own me?
What do you want from me?
Who are you to define me?Black, white, straight, or gay.
I will have my say.
Handicapped or not.
I will have my shot.
Boy, girl, rich, or poor.
You don’t decide anymore.Why, why, why…
Do you want to define me?
Black, white, straight, or gay.
I will have my say.
Handicapped or not.
I will have my shot.
Boy, girl, rich, or poor.
You don’t decide anymore.As the red plague falls…
They build up their walls
Why can’t I own you?
Why can’t I tell you?
Why can’t I define you?Why, why, why…
Do you want to define me?Black, white, straight, or gay.
I will have my say.
Handicapped or not.
I will have my shot.
Boy, girl, rich, or poor.
You don’t decide anymore.You don’t get to fucking decide anymore.(Wah-ah-oh)
Black, white, straight, or gay.
I will have my say.
Handicapped or not.
I will have my shot.
Boy, girl, rich, or poor.
You don’t decide anymore.You don’t get to fucking tell me anymore.Black, white, straight, or gay.
I will have my say.
Handicapped or not.
I will have my shot.
Boy, girl, rich, or poor.
You don’t decide anymore.You don’t get to fucking define me anymore.

3. Baby Got to Get His Way

Sloppy Steve.
Crooked Joe.
narcissistic asshole.Cryin’ Chuck.
Shifty Schiff.
I want to like this stiff.Bow down, kiss the ring.
We can’t look away.
Arrogant man-child.
Baby got to get his way.Jeff Bozo.
It’s hard to care.
These guys all suck.
Bow down, kiss the ring.
Sorry, good luck.But I do love it when they eat themselves.It would be funny,
Oh, it would be funny, if it didn't suck so bad.
Man-Baby shits his pants,
The cult of stupid,
Continue in their trance.Let them fucking eat themselves.Bow down, kiss the ring.
We can’t look away.
Arrogant man-child.
Baby got to get his way.Oh look, tiny hands.
Another outburst.
He's a whiny bitch.
But you’re all the worst.Crazy Nancy.
Orange blustery fool.
And you’re his tool.
Bend over, kiss the ring.
Be his footstool.Let them fucking eat themselves.“It doesn’t matter how big of a piece of shit he is. His existence proves your ineffectiveness.”Bow down, kiss the ring.
We can’t look away.
Arrogant man-child.
Baby got to get his way.Baby got to get his way.Meatball Ron
Is he wrong?
Mr. Magoo.
You’ve said that too.“Let me be clear. You all suck. Fat ass orange baby included.”Bow down, kiss the ring.
We can’t look away.
Arrogant man-child.
Baby got to get his way.Let them eat themselves.Bow down, kiss the ring.
We can’t look away.
Oh, we can’t look away.
Arrogant man-child.
Baby got to get his way.Give him his fucking bottle.Bow down, kiss the ring.
We can’t look away.
Oh, we can’t look away.
Arrogant man-child.
Baby got to get his way.Baby got to get his way.

4.The Red Hats

Midnight missile strike,
I thought the wars were all over.
Advance Fourth Reich.
It seems they lied to us again.
Because here we are -Fighting…
These wars just like yesterday.
It seems…
We really don’t have a say.
Will we…
Live to see another day?Duck down, fight,
Got to get away,
You don’t have to go,
But you can’t stay.Call forth the dogs of war.
The red hats are coming.
Call forth the dogs of war.
You can hear the drumming.Here we are again…Fighting…
These wars just like yesterday.
It seems…
We really don’t have a say.
Will we…
Live to see another day?Duck down, fight,
Got to get away,
You don’t have to go,
But you can’t stay.And on and on it goes again.
They are coming for you.
The self-enriching businessmen.
What are you going to do?
Because here we go…Fighting…
These wars just like yesterday.
It seems…
We really don’t have a say.
Will we…
Live to see another day?Duck down, fight,
Got to get away,
You don’t have to go,
But you can’t stay.Here we are again…Fighting…
These wars just like yesterday.
It seems…
We really don’t have a say.
Will we…
Live to see another day?Duck down, fight,
Got to get away,
You don’t have to go,
But you can’t stay.You don’t have to go,
But you can’t stay.

5. The New Reality

Lies,
Lies,
Lies!Let’s take a trip,
let’s take a ride,
to a place called new reality.
I promise you don’t need to think,
But it can be tough to clearly see.In new reality,
oh this new reality,
A plumber performs surgeries.
In new reality,
crazy new reality,
Call a trucker to cure disease.Does that make fucking sense to you?But that is our reality,
Our new reality,
Reality, Reality, (oh-oh reality)
Our new reality,
Our new reality,
Our crazy new reality.This new reality,
It’s a strange thing,
not sure what to think,
Now I'm askin'.Now I'm askin',
Oh, I'm asking.My doctor to fix my car…
Oh, I'm asking...
A lawyer to grow food…
Now I'm asking…
A carpenter about stocks,
Now maybe I’m just screwed.Does that make fucking sense to you?But that is our reality,
Our new reality,
Reality, Reality, (oh-oh reality)
Our new reality,
Our new reality,
Our crazy new reality.Oh, reality,
our new reality,
our new reality.
Does it make sense to you?But that is our reality,
Our new reality,
Reality, Reality, (oh-oh reality)
Our new reality,
Our new reality,
Our crazy new reality.I don’t know what Medicare is.
The Senate still confirmed my role.
All I need are my gut feelings.
I swear I mean good in my soul.Our new reality.
Our new reality.It really is okay, you’ll see,
I have strong opinions,
That’s better than any degree,
Live by my convictions.Does that make fucking sense to you?But that is our reality,
Our new reality,
Reality, Reality, (oh-oh reality)
Our new reality,
Our new reality,
Our crazy new reality.This new reality,
it’s a strange thing,
not sure what to think,
Now I'm askin',To go back to the old reality.

6. Cyberpunk Girl

Some boys kill me, some boys rape me,
I don’t get a say.
Grab my arms and hold me down,
I can’t walk away.I can beg and I can plead,
But I don’t have the right (to fight).
‘Cause I’m a girl with no hard cash,
No abortion in sight.‘cause we are living in a cyberpunk world,
And I am a cyberpunk girl.
You know that we are living in a cyberpunk world,
And I am a cyberpunk girl.Some work freelance,
Some have a bromance,
Seems unfair to me.
If I can’t pay my insurance,
Then I guess I just won’t see.The poor die, and the rich lie,
But I don’t get a say (no way).
Just tell us to not buy coffee,
And we’ll be okay.‘cause we are living in a cyberpunk world,
And I am a cyberpunk girl.
You know that we are living in a cyberpunk world,
And I am a cyberpunk girl.Living in a cyberpunk world,
And I am a cyberpunk girl.
You know that we are living in a cyberpunk world,
And I am a cyberpunk girl.Living in a cyberpunk world (cyberpunk),
Living in a cyberpunk world,
Living in a cyberpunk world (cyberpunk),
Living in a cyberpunk world.Wars may come and wars may go,
My kids are all dead you see.
I can’t afford to morn at all,
My rent is due at three.A cyberpunk, a cyberpunk, a cyberpunk a cyberpunk world.
Living in a cyberpunk world (cyberpunk).
Living in a cyberpunk world,
Living in a cyberpunk world (cyberpunk),
Living in a cyberpunk world.Living in a cyberpunk world (cyberpunk).
Living in a cyberpunk world,
Living in a cyberpunk world (cyberpunk),
Living in a cyberpunk world.

7. Orange and Green

Keep up the scrolling and keep up the trolling.
Ugh, you get your news from a TV?
I prefer a rando with an agenda.
Someone lacking accountability.Only Fan Simps I get,
but why the billionaires?Why the fucking billionaires!
Be quick to defend them,
defend the wealthy heirs!And on my feed,
an orange and green,
orange and green,
Lace safety vest.Do you know who I am?
Want to see what I did today?
Subscribe to my channel.
Here are my kids, look at them play.And on my screen,
an orange and green,
orange and green,
Lace safety vest.Obscene,
The orange and green.We took away your rights today,
But told you it made you more free.
You believe whatever we say.
You fucking idiot, you’ll see.See the god damn orange and green!
Orange and green,
Lace safety vest on your screen.Orange and green,
On your feed.Orange and green.
Orange and green.Orange and green.
Orange and green.They aren’t going to fuck you,
you defend them willingly.
The only fan models or the billionaires,
One day, I hope you will see…The orange and green,
orange and green,
lace safety vest,
on your screen.Orange and green.

8. Rebel Hearts

Two together, and a world apart.
This is a story of rebel hearts.In the shadows, in the shadows of the city.
Hidden by the glowing neon night,
In the shadows of the city light.Painting resistance on alley walls,
She found love in a world of broken dreams,
He hailed from the tyrant’s marble halls,
But this story doesn’t end here, it seems.Rebel Hearts!
Rebel Hearts!
Rebel Hearts!Two together, and a world apart.
This is a story of rebel hearts.She's the wildfire, he's the city's dream,
In the battle of hearts, they're caught between.In the shadows, in the shadows of the city.
There's a quiet rebellion, a stolen kiss,
in the shadows of the city, their love is bliss.A rebel’s blood, a corporate heartbeat,
She was fighting against that machine,
An executive, A girl from the street,
While he’s living in the oppressor’s glean.Their worlds collide in a vivid glow,
Rebel hearts is a dangerous game,
In the shadows, they avoid the show,
Two hearts entwined, yet worlds apart in shame.Rebel Hearts!
Rebel Hearts!
Rebel Hearts!Two together, and a world apart.
This is a story of rebel hearts,
In the shadows, in the shadows of the city.
Hidden by the glowing neon night,
In the shadows of the city light.
A heart of defiance yearns alone,
Their love was over before it began.
In the shadows where the rebels roam,
Was no place for a corporate man.Rebel Hearts!
Rebel Hearts!
Rebel Hearts!Two together, and a world apart.
This is a story of rebel hearts.

1. Civil War

Bankrupt, morality.
A future premonition.
Death scenes of World War Three.
Banquet, duality.
Eating away all our pain.
Witness the rise of the new American revolutionary.The polls closed like a casket.
As they always do.
Deranged men always ruled here.
Fill up the crazy basket.
Drop the other shoe.
How can I make this clear?It’s like you gave up.
It’s like you said…Fuck It!
Burn this shit down!
Burn it to the ground!
If we don’t get our way,
Then you don’t get a say.
And here we stand… on the brink of civil war.
Civil War (Civil War).
But we know what we’re fightin’ for.Stand clutching your constitution,
With your bible in your gown,
Raping the American flag.
American prostitution.
Sold off to a fat orange clown,
And a South African douche bag.It’s like you said…Fuck It!
Burn this shit down!
Burn it to the ground!
If we don’t get our way,
Then you don’t get a say.
Fuck It!
Burn this shit down!
Burn it to the ground!
If we don’t get our way,
Then you don’t get a say.
And here we stand… on the brink of civil war.
Civil War (Civil War)
But we know what we’re fightin’ for.You want to burn it down?
You'll pour the gasoline.
you'll gladly light the fire.
No use fuckin’ around.
No need for Vaseline.
Goin’ in with pure desire. (desire)It's like you said…Fuck It!
Burn this shit down!
Burn it to the ground!
If we don’t get our way,
Then you don’t get a say.
(Civil War)
Burn this shit down!
Burn it to the ground!
If we don’t get our way,
Then you don’t get a say.Fuck it…
Burn this shit down!
Burn it to the ground!
If we don’t get our way,
Then you don’t get a say.It's like you said…Fuck It!
Burn this shit down!

2. Gold Plated Tin God

Here we are, here we stand,
Sleaze and vice rule the land,
Feel the excellence?
Feed all your assumptions,
Thrive in the corruption.
Thrive in decadence?Raise yourself up high,
All built on a lie.I want your porcelain throne to break,
To see your whole world shatter and quake.
To expose your cheap façade,
As a gold-plated tin god.
(Oh, the gold-plated tin god)
A gold-plated tin god.
Spoiled child, spared rod.If you were poor,
you would be white trash.
Crazy grandeur,
eccentric with cash.
Your brother is your nephew,
Family value crowd bless you.Raise yourself up high,
All built on a lie.I want your porcelain throne to break,
To see your whole world shatter and quake.
To expose your cheap façade,
As a gold-plated tin god.
(Oh, the gold-plated tin god)
A gold-plated tin god.
Spoiled child, spared rod.One turd can’t change another,
Got enough baby mother’s.
You thrive on government aid,
Justice for now is delayed.
But Hair plugs won’t save your dreadful soul.
Your throne is just a porcelain bowl.Raise yourself up high,
All built on a lie.I want your porcelain throne to break,
To see your whole world shatter and quake.
To expose your cheap façade,
As a gold-plated tin god.
(Oh, the gold-plated tin god)
A gold-plated tin god.
Spoiled child, spared rod.Smart and savvy businessman,
Do you even have a plan?
Figure it out later, fire them all.
Some shit will always stick to the wall.
You fail more than you succeed,
A smart businessman indeed.Raise yourself up high,
All built on a lie.I want your porcelain throne to break,
To see your whole world shatter and quake.
To expose your cheap façade,
As a gold-plated tin god.
(Oh, the gold-plated tin god)
A gold-plated tin god.
Spoiled child, spared rod.A gold-plated tin god.
Behind a cheap façade.
A gold-plated tin god.
A gold-plated tin god.

3. The Great Orange Beast

Red and white,
lyying on a furrowed brow,
The mark of an evil beast sits.
Excreting an angry growl.
Body stinkin’ of sweat and shit,
Mixed with the stench of armpits.“Make America Great Again”
The incantation was said,
As the fascists cheer and yell.
The blood of Noem’s dog was shed.
I have nothing left to tell,
As the orange beast rises out of hell.The great orange beast has risen.
Reaping his terror ‘cross the land,
Destroying everything he can.
The great orange beast has risen.
Here to repair the fragile man,
By restoring the southern clan.“Make America Great Again”
They shouted from the rafters.
As the fallen country shattered,
They watched with great laughter.
Its fraying flag torn and tattered,
They watched the wealthy flee and scatter.The great orange beast has risen.
Reaping his terror ‘cross the land,
Destroying everything he can.
The great orange beast has risen.
Here to repair the fragile man,
By restoring the southern clan.Taking the front lines,
The red and white fascists.
The wealthy ruled from afar,
The poor and weak masses.
Orange beast completed his chore,
And America was no more.The great orange beast has risen.
Reaping his terror ‘cross the land,
Destroying everything he can.
The great orange beast has risen.
Here to repair the fragile man,
By restoring the southern clan.The great orange beast...
The great orange beast...The great orange beast has risen.
Reaping his terror ‘cross the land,
Destroying everything he can.
The great orange beast has risen.
Here to repair the fragile man,
By restoring the southern clan.

4. Idolize

A million people love you,
But none like the way I do.
(I want to be like you.)
You can read well,
You’re my idol.
(I want to be you.)Do you want to be my idol?
I promise to worship and adore.
I’ll be your friend, I’ll be your whore.Give me a hawk tuah,
And I’ll follow you-a
(I want to be like you.)
You’ve been on TV,
Feels like you know me.
(I want to be you.)Idolize,
Idolize,
Standup and realize…
This is the dumbing down of global society,
(Global Society)
Opening the doors to all the fascists quietly.
(oh-yeah, fucking fascists)My favorite influencer,
I'll bow down and worship her.
(I want to be like you)
A reality star I admire,
Let's make him president of the empire.
(I want to be you)Idolize,
Idolize,
Standup and realize…
This is the dumbing down of global society.
(Global Society)We all need people we can look up to,
No one can catch a ball the way you do.
(I want to be like you.)
You’re a hero in a movie,
Can we be friends, you and me?
(I want to be you.)Do you want to be my idol?
I promise to worship and adore.
I’ll be your friend, I’ll be your whore.Idolize,
Idolize,
Standup and realize…
This is the dumbing down of global society,
opening the doors to all the racists quietly.
(oh-yeah, fucking racists)A runway model,
She’s walking oh so swell.
(I want to be like you.)
Singer in a band I’m into…
Please let me catch AIDS from you.
(I want to be you.)I promise to worship and adore.
I’ll be your friend, I’ll be your whore.Idolize,
Idolize,
Standup and realize…
This is the dumbing down of global society.
(Global Society)
Opening the doors to all the fascists quietly.This is the dumbing down of global society.
(Global Society)Idolize,
Idolize,
Standup and realize…
This is the dumbing down of global society.
(Global Society)
This is the downfall of global society.
This is the dumbing down of global society.
(Global Society)
Stand up and realize…Do you want to be my idol?
I promise to worship and adore.
I'll be your friend, I'll be your whore.

5. Sweet Candy

Sweet trickle of freedom,
Dripping down from above.
Mortal gods decreetum,
Raining down holy love.It’s like candy falling from the sky. (falling from up high)
The sweet, sweet, taste of piss; this trickle-down economy.They know what’s best,
These harbingers of our fate.
Give them the rest,
They’ll make America great.It’s like candy falling from the sky. (falling from up high)
The sweet, sweet, taste of piss; this trickle-down economy.
It’s like candy falling from the sky. (falling from up high)
The sweet, sweet, taste of piss, this trickle-down economy.Drop trow, piss on the masses.
Come now, look how it splashes.
I vow, tastes like molasses.
Give it to me now,
It’s like sweet candy falling from the sky.Let it drip down my face!
In my mouth, down my chin.
Oh, I love the sweet taste.
I love rich men's urine.It’s like candy falling from the sky. (falling from up high)
The sweet, sweet, taste of piss, this trickle-down economy.They only want what’s best for us,
They wouldn’t steer us wrong.
I don’t know why all the fuss, (they’re pissing on us)
Give it time, won’t be long…
(oh it won’t be long)It won’t be long…
Before you join them in the sky.It’s like candy falling from the sky. (falling from up high)
The sweet, sweet, taste of piss; this trickle-down economy.
It’s like candy falling from the sky. (falling from up high)
The sweet, sweet, taste of piss, this trickle-down economy.It’s like candy falling from the sky. (falling from up high)
The sweet, sweet, taste of piss; this trickle-down economy.
It’s like candy falling from the sky. (falling from up high)
The sweet, sweet, taste of piss, this trickle-down economy.It’s like sweet candy falling from the sky.
Sweet candy falling from the sky.

6. Midnight Ride of Paul Revere

Listen, my children, and you shall hear,
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.
I said to my friend, “If the MAGAts march by land or sea tonight,
Hang a lantern aloft as a signal light.”One if by land, two if by sea,
And I on the opposite shore will be.
Ready to ride and spread the alarm,
Through every American village or farm.I shall shout…
The Red Hats are coming!
The Red Hats are coming!
I shall call out into the night…
To arms! to arms! It is time to fight.‘Twas twelve by the village clock
When I heard the crowing of a cock,
And saw that first glimmer and gleam of light,
I spring up and made a turn.
My gaze lingered till full on my sight.
A second lamp began to burn.I shouted…
The Red Hats are coming!
The Red Hats are coming!
I called out into the night…
To arms! to arms! It is time to fight.I kept my word to every village and farm,
Warning them of the descending harm.
Across the nation I went,
Spreading my message to all ears I was lent.I shouted…
The Red Hats are coming!
The Red Hats are coming!
I called out into the night…
To arms! to arms! It is time to fight.The Red Hats are coming!
The Red Hats are coming!
(the red hats)The Red Hats are coming!
The Red Hats are coming!
I called out into the night…
To arms! to arms! It is time to fight.It is time to fight.
(It is time to fight.)The Red Hats are coming!
The Red Hats are coming!
(the red hats)The Red Hats are coming!
The Red Hats are coming!
I called out into the night…
To arms! to arms! It is time to fight.

7. Misinformation Overload

What is a truth, what is a lie?
The facts are gone, left out to die.
Like a cat, like a stray.
Lost here along the way.What is a fact, what is a fiction?
This American benediction,
Has the truth buried underground.
Misinformation flows unbound.Information Overload!
Information Overload!
Drop the misinformation payload.
Misinformation Overload!
Selling anger you can download.Sell them the mother fucking anger!In the beginning, it was funny.
“Oh no, aliens took my baby.”
Alternative facts make money,
Now the world has gone crazy.Misinformation Overload!
Misinformation Overload!When does it end, when do we regain sanity?
Never?
Is this the end, the end of intelligent humanity?
Forever?Information Overload!
Information Overload!
Drop the misinformation payload.
Misinformation Overload!
Selling anger you can download.Why all the lies, why all the fictions?
Sweet summer child, they sell subscriptions.
They have ads they need to sell you,
They don’t care about what is true.(They just don't give a fuck!)Information Overload!
Information Overload!
Drop the misinformation payload.
Misinformation Overload!
Selling anger you can download.
(Misinformation Overload!)Misinformation Overload!
Misinformation Overload!
Drop the misinformation payload.
Misinformation Overload!
Selling anger you can download.“This is the end of your liberal programming. Please continue to believe your alternative facts as your cult leader commands.”

8. Blame Australia

Australia, home of kangaroos,
And right-wing loonies too.
You sent us your science deniers,
You sent us your craziest liars.Blame Australia,
Home of the weird Mammalia,
And some terrible people too.
You say you are a friend,
And then you send…
Oh, you send…
Us your shittiest people.
Blame Australia.There once was a man named Ken,
What a ham he has been.
Says the world is 6,000 years old,
And he hails from Queensland.
Oh, you fail-a,
Australia.You educated that moron and then gave him to us.Blame Australia,
Home of the weird Mammalia,
And some terrible people too.
You say you are a friend,
And then you send…
Oh, you send…
Us your shittiest people.
Blame Australia.Tabloids were once for supermarket aisles,
Then they were put on TV,
And now they call it news, you see.
Yep, an Australian did that to us,
And now we’re ridin’ the short bus.Blame Australia,
Home of the weird Mammalia,
And some terrible people too.
You say you are a friend,
And then you send…
Oh, you send…
Us your shittiest people.
Blame Australia.A guy named Nick,
He’s kind of a dick.
He wanted to DNA test dog shit,
Comes from another culture,
Denounces multiculturalism.
That shit is crazy.
Did he learn that in Sydney?Blame Australia,
Home of the weird Mammalia,
And some terrible people too.
You say you are a friend,
And then you send…
Oh, you send…
Us your shittiest people.
Blame Australia.Blame, Australia!
You made our country a failure.
By sending us your shittiest people.
And if you think this song sucks,
You aren’t wrong,
It isn’t really a song,
I just wanted to tell Australia to keep their shitty people home.
Honestly, the only country to screw us over worse is South Africa.